she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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