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• (561): View more from Florida

  he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.

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  you for real need to get over him dude

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• (650): View more from California

  I love my bros weed

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  Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though

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• (310): View more from California

  I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.

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• (347): View more from New York

  we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college

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• (585): View more from New York

  Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.

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  Oh god, what has my life become?

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• (310): View more from California

  The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear

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  We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.

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  21 new emails...yikes

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals

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• (909): View more from California

  I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.

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