D3 body, D1 cock
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one