so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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