if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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