it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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