he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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