hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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