And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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