i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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