I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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