I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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