Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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