So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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