are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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