you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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