So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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