it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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