Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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its like you know when i get waxed
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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