I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm having to shit out rocks
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