When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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