Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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