Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
