READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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