I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
