I feel like I'm in dance class right now
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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