I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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