they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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