Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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