the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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