I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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