I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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