well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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