just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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