you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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