i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher