I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again