Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.