When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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