it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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