We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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