Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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