Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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