Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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