Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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