dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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