So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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