I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It's blow job season.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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