the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A+ Viking dick
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize