I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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