piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
