And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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