That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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