I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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