Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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