he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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