I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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