I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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