There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Randomize
