listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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